It Made My Day
Some favorites so far :
A septic tank pump truck just drove by my house with a sign on the side that said, “Yesterday’s meals on wheels!”
My 12 year old daughter ran up to me with her iPod. She put one earbud in each nostril, cranked up some tunes and the music came out of her mouth. Then she opened and shut her mouth making it seem like the music was going on and off.
(Now how many of you are gonna try this? :))
I went through a McDonald’s drive thru and said “I can has cheeseburger?” There was a pause before I heard “Nom Nom Nom” on the other end.
I was walking my dog when a purse snatcher ran past me and stole the poop bag.